Hank Quense writes satirical fantasy and sci-fi!

It’s my great pleasure to welcome back Hank Quense and to announce he’ll be a regular on my blog. Hank’s got a ticklish sense of humour, he knows plenty about marketing, fiction writing and what sells. Please check out his book and his blog. You’ll be treated to a delightful and crazy twist on all sorts of life’s adventures.  Plus …

FNN Report: Pope signs boxing match contract

FNN religious reporter Mathew Mark Lukejohn filed this report from Rome where he attended a press conference.  The Vatican announced today that Pope Paul will participate in a boxing match. The Pope signed a contract with ESPN to fight Archbishop Guisippe Al Fresco, a prelate who often disagrees with the Pope. The Pope challenged De Marco last week when the …

FNN Report: 2016 Predictions

Listen up, everyone! Hank Quense is back with some horrendously momentous and insignificant predictions for 2016!  A group of Faux News Network prognosticators have worked long and hard to come up a list of predictions for 2016.  Locked into a conference room and fueled by six-packs, pizza deliveries and an occasional bong, the group put together the following list * …

FNN Report: Clintons form exploratory committee for Chelsea’s daughter Charlotte

Charlotte Clinton Mszvinsky, born in September 2014 to her mother Chelsea Clinton, now has her own political action committee to analyze and prepare for a run for the Presidency in thirty-five years or so. FNN’s political reporter Stacy Conundrum broke this story. One of the committee’s initial tasks is to organize a Senate campaign for the tyke so she can …