FNN Report: 2016 Predictions

Listen up, everyone! Hank Quense is back with some horrendously momentous and insignificant predictions for 2016!  A group of Faux News Network prognosticators have worked long and hard to come up a list of predictions for 2016.  Locked into a conference room and fueled by six-packs, pizza deliveries and an occasional bong, the group put together the following list * …

FNN: Transforming America

A spokesman for Ted Cruz, the candidate for President, said that the Senator’s platform will transform America. By the end of his first term as President, American citizens will no longer have medical care unless they are very rich.  Everyone, rich and poor, will pay the same taxes.  America will continue to enjoy freedom of religion as long as the religion …

FNN: No Electric Cars

Exclusive to Faux News Network: Today Hank Quense, CEO and Chief Author at Strange Worlds Publishing made the following announcement at a press conference. “With all the buzz about electric cars and the range of companies reputed or rumored to have one under development, I want to assure everyone that Strange Worlds Publishing will NOT design, develop and produce an …

FNN Report: NFL Announces Losers Bowl for Next Year

FNN Sports reporter Jock Strapper filed this report after an NFL press conference ended. Today the NFL announced a new post-season game called the Losers Bowl. The game will be played on the Sunday prior to the Super Bowl and will replace the Pro Bowl. In the Losers Bowl, the NFC team with the worst record will play the AFC …

FNN Predictions for 2015

  Faux News Network staff and management spent most of December gathering data and trends from around the world. Using advance mathematical devices such as calculators and smart phones we analyzed the data and developed a set of productions for next year. Here are the Faux News Network predictions for 2015: * Congress will pass a resolution proclaiming that global …

FNN Report: Clintons form exploratory committee for Chelsea’s daughter Charlotte

Charlotte Clinton Mszvinsky, born in September 2014 to her mother Chelsea Clinton, now has her own political action committee to analyze and prepare for a run for the Presidency in thirty-five years or so. FNN’s political reporter Stacy Conundrum broke this story. One of the committee’s initial tasks is to organize a Senate campaign for the tyke so she can …

FNN Report: Center for Alien Research Issues

Cockroach Report The Center for Alien Research (CAR) located in Weehawken, NJ today issued a startling report about cockroaches. FNN Science Reporter Sue Entropy is following this case. In the report on this explosive research project, CAR announced that analysis of cockroach DNA has found that cockroaches are an alien species. Further, cockroach remains at archeological digs indicate the bugs …

FNN Report: New Reality Show Revealed

FNN Logo FNN entertainment reporter Mia Diversion had an exclusive interview with independent TV producer, Pom Posity. Mr. Posity told Mia he had a new reality show in production called “The Widower”. In it, a dozen widows peruse a widower and try to win his hand. The youngest of the contestants is seventy-two. The oldest is eighty-one. The entire show …

FNN interview: Hank Quense

Marcia Hammerhead: if there is anything worse than an author who writes genre trash, it’s a prolific author who writes gene trash. My latest assignment is to interview, once again, prolific author of genre trash, Hank Quense. His newest genre trash is called Moxie’s Problem. According to Quense, it is a coming-of-age novel that takes place against a backdrop of …

Nation’s HDs Threaten National Security

FNN National Security reporter, James Bund, filed this report. Mr Bund is a former MI-6 agent cashiered for unsavory behavior. A new secret document released by Edward Snowden reveals the NSA is disgusted by the state of the hard drives on home computers. The lack of logical organization, the indecipherable file names and innumerable useless files combined with the extensive …

FNN Report: Bermuda!

FNN Report: Travel Reporter Goes To Bermuda On The New NCL Breakaway FNN travel reporter, Gina Vagabond, recently cruised to Bermuda on the brand new NCL Breakaway that sailed from New York City. She filed this report about her voyage. What an exciting week! This new ship is gorgeous and filled with activities, great restaurants and tiny staterooms. All in …