Characters File Lawsuit – Hank Quense

(Author’s note: In my last report https://joylenebutler.com/help-i-need-advice-hank-quense/.html I explained that my characters have their knickers bunched up.  My research has uncovered some of their activities.  Here is a report I’ve managed to piece together.) Characters File a Lawsuit In Dun Hythe, Gundarland’s largest city, the bailiff called out “All rise!” and Judge Oakenleaf, an old elf, hobbled into courtroom.  He …

Hank Quense writes satirical fantasy and sci-fi!

It’s my great pleasure to welcome back Hank Quense and to announce he’ll be a regular on my blog. Hank’s got a ticklish sense of humour, he knows plenty about marketing, fiction writing and what sells. Please check out his book and his blog. You’ll be treated to a delightful and crazy twist on all sorts of life’s adventures.  Plus …

Hank Quense’s QUEEN MOXIE – Giveaway!

Today it’s my great pleasure to introduce Hank Quense’s latest novel QUEEN MOXIE. Hank has been a guest host on this blog many times, so I hope you’re aware of his ticklish humour. Hank’s stories make me laugh, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s not enough laughter in the world. We need writers like Hank. Please check out his …

Moxie’s Decision by Hank Quense!

I’m pleased to be part of author Hank Quense’s MOXIE’S DECISIONBlog Tour with MC Book Tours today. A blogging friend (and a delight to know), Hank has been a guest on this blog many times, adding satire and hilarity to my day. Hank has proven time again that laughter is the medicine for everything.  Entertaining from beginning to end, MOXIE’S …

Featuring Hank Quense – Creating Stories

CREATING STORIES BY HANK QUENSE Published by Strange World Publishing AVAILABLE April 1, 2017 $8.99, 9947 KB, 105 Pages Genre: Fiction Writing ASIN: B01MZ6E3EM Do you have a story in you? Do you know how to write it or how to tell it? Creating Stories has the answers. Hank Quense, the author of more than twenty books, tells you how to do it. He …

FNN Report: Pope signs boxing match contract

FNN religious reporter Mathew Mark Lukejohn filed this report from Rome where he attended a press conference.  The Vatican announced today that Pope Paul will participate in a boxing match. The Pope signed a contract with ESPN to fight Archbishop Guisippe Al Fresco, a prelate who often disagrees with the Pope. The Pope challenged De Marco last week when the …

FNN Report: Trump Threatens the Pope

FNN political reporter Stacy Conundrum filed this report. Donald Trump, after denouncing the Pope a few days ago, said that after he is elected President he will vigorously defend the country and his Presidency from a trash-talking Pope. If the Pope verbally attacks him again, the Pope will be surpised when a few Marine Expeditionary Units assault the Vatican and …

FNN Report: 2016 Predictions

Listen up, everyone! Hank Quense is back with some horrendously momentous and insignificant predictions for 2016!  A group of Faux News Network prognosticators have worked long and hard to come up a list of predictions for 2016.  Locked into a conference room and fueled by six-packs, pizza deliveries and an occasional bong, the group put together the following list * …

Hank Quense announces a Kickstarter Campaign

 Our friend, Hank Quense (of Faux News Network fame) has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds to publish his next novel, Moxie’s Decision. Why?  Hank says he has two reasons: because the world needs more parody stories and books are expensive to publish. The Kickstarter Campaign will run from May 1 to May 31. Here is the link to …

FNN: Transforming America

A spokesman for Ted Cruz, the candidate for President, said that the Senator’s platform will transform America. By the end of his first term as President, American citizens will no longer have medical care unless they are very rich.  Everyone, rich and poor, will pay the same taxes.  America will continue to enjoy freedom of religion as long as the religion …