FNN Report: Trump Threatens the Pope
FNN political reporter Stacy Conundrum filed this report.
Donald Trump, after denouncing the Pope a few days ago, said that after he is elected President he will vigorously defend the country and his Presidency from a trash-talking Pope. If the Pope verbally attacks him again, the Pope will be surpised when a few Marine Expeditionary Units assault the Vatican and seize control of the city.
At a press conference this morning, Trump said, “Once the Marine battalions seize control of the city, we’ll see what secrets the Vatican has been harboring for centruries and we’ll look into how they got all that art work they have in the museum. Something doesn’t smell right. We’ll send in hundreds of accountants to sniff it out and to see how much treasure the Church has. Then we’ll force the Vatican to pay the costs for the Marine assault and occupancy of the city.
If Italy objects to us sending Marines through Italian territory, then Italy better look to its defenses also.
Under my Presidency, the USA will not be insulted by a city posing as a country or even third-rate countries.”
Ms Conundrum will monitor developments on this story.
Hank Quense is the author of 50 published short stories along with four novels and three collections of stories. All of these are humorous and/or satiric scifi and fantasy. In the non-fiction area, he has over a dozen articles published on fiction writing and he’s the author of the Fiction Writing Guides series and the Self-publishing Guides series. Both series consist of a number of ebooks. The Fiction Writing Guides and the Self-Publishing Guides are an outgrowth of his lectures on both subjects.
